wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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(Source: communistbakery, via tortillah)

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22 hours ago

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via geniusly)

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1 day ago

confessions-of-a-crohnie:

while pooping, you can do so much stuff like knitting, learning russian, writing a book, drawing,geting a PHD,shaving legs, peforming satanic rituals…. possibilites are infinite 

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1 day ago
schlag111:

She’s awesome and sassy and I dig her.

schlag111:

She’s awesome and sassy and I dig her.

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1 day ago

When Autocorrect changes a word you didn’t spell wrong…

brokenlimits:

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(via effyewceekay)

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1 day ago
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